This is the way I mow the lawn
mow the lawn
mow the lawn
This is the way I mow the lawn
when my husband isn't home.
I drive the mower really fast
really fast
really fast
I drive the mower really fast
when my husband isn't home.
I run over too many rocks and sticks
rocks and sticks
rocks and sticks
I run over too many rocks and sticks
when my husband isn't home.
I even chased this cute little hen
cute little hen
cute little hen
I even chased this cute little hen
when my husband wasn't home.
Today I almost slid in the pond
slid in the pond
slid in the pond
Today I almost slid in the pond
On my husband's brand new mower.*
*This is a true statement, only it is worse than that. I drove the mower to the pond after mowing to check on my dear duck Prudence because I was too lazy to walk. I was staring with love at my dear duck Prudence before I somewhat panicky realized I drove down the embankment. It all ended well. Later Molly offered to take my picture as I sat on the mower:
S'pose it serves me right.